Monthly Archives: January 2012

Marlowe entered the meeting house to see Athis, Sir Hyphen-Dash and Captain Stone engaged in a three-way staring contest, which seemed to tax even the latter’s divisible attention. 

Finally Stone spoke, “I don’t believe it! You mean to tell me all of Drake’s tales are true?”

“Sir Francis was here,” Athis said, “Making promises of peace ~ and quiet for all.”

“And then he showed up?” Stone asked, nodding toward the still staring Hyphen-Dash.

Athis nodded eloquently, “One hopes arrival ~ will before the winter storms ~ precede departure.”

Stone, who had a hold full of provisions, from plows to cows, replied simply, “I have my orders.”

Marlowe sensed the tension and stepped in to the fray, saying, “Perhaps a feast of welcome and thanksgiving is in order before any rash decisions are taken?”

“A FEAST?” roared Sir Hyphen-Dash, but his incipient tirade was curtailed by his daughter’s interjection, “O yes, Daddy, let’s! I’ve been cooped up on that smelly old ship for so long with not the least opportunity to wear any of my new gowns!” 

Athis glanced around at the rest of the Fey delegation. Dagan looked offended, but that was how he always looked. Siduri nodded encouragingly. Slash shrugged. Bil said, “Better to eat than quarrel, I always say.”

“We accept this feast ~ two peoples briefly meeting ~ before their parting,” Athis said.

Sir Hyphen-Dash seemed taken aback by the rapid change in tone, but Captain Stone said, “Very well. I’ll start the unloading. A feast it will be, and all but a skeleton crew will come. We’ve been at sea too long.”

“You have skeletons ~ standing watch on your great ship? ~ So much mystery,” Athis said bemusedly.

Grace arrived at the meeting house just as the gathering was breaking up. Yee-ha was summoned by a gesture from Athis, and he bowed apologetically to Grace and departed. The two cats, who had left Skeezicks the raccoon on the beach making retirement plans, found a quiet place to watch the comings and goings.

Captain Stone was striding off toward the beach with his men, leaving Donald Vagoe to unsteadily attend Lady Belinda, who was again remonstrating with a downtrodden Christopher Marlowe. Grace moved to join her sisters but was quickly caught up by the village women, who chivied the younger folk to help out with preparations for the feast.

The day devolved into a swirl of frantic activity, setting out long tables in the meeting house and sending the hunters out for an extra deer. Grace offered to help carry things up from the shore, where her awkward strength would be most useful, so she was the first of her sisters to find out what a cow really looked like.

“Moo?” Grace asked the cow tentatively. It was standing uneasily on the sand, held by two sailors. “Y’should stand back, miss,” said the younger. “She’s bin known to kick, like.”

“Are they always this big?” she asked and the sailor replied, “Not half, I seys, don’t I Clem?”

Clem nodded, watching the cow try to graze on a seaweed-covered stone.

“Get along there then!” said the first sailor, giving the cow a smack.

Philologists who study the lexicography of animal calls agree the call of the distressed bovine can best be approximated by, “MOOWAOAOWWOOOOOO!” Only louder.

Grace shrieked and jumped, and the two sailors led the cow away, the one saying, “Never a dull moment, then, is there, Clem? Isn’t that what I always seys?”

“Fat, slow-moving deer that go ‘moo’ my foot!” Grace said to herself.

With each load that came ashore more sailors arrived, until only a handful were left with the ship. The others were kept under the variously directed eyes of Captain Stone. The marine Major watched the red-coats, knowing how prone they were to dying in the place of some more significant character.

Despite these watchful eyes a few sailors took time from their busy day to pay Grace their respects, which became all the more respectful when they realized this wee chit of a girl was hauling heavier loads than they were along the path up to the village.

“That’s the lot, then,” Captain Stone said to Sir Hyphen-Dash as the afternoon shaded into dusk.

“Not a moment too soon! Spaniards lurking! Lurking I say! We must put it all within the stockade!”

Stone looked at the few paltry stretches of raised posts that constituted the “stockade” and replied, “They seem to be well protected already.”

“Humph! Of course they are! Best offense is a good pretense, I always say!”

“Not like that you silly… err…” Felicity trialed off. Now that she’d seen a cow they didn’t seem nearly so silly. It left her without an insult-of-choice.

Hope stopped her half-hearted chopping of this season’s deformed turnips. “Then how?” she asked.

“The right way!” Felicity told her, stepping in to take the knife. Marlowe had sharpened it in his capacity as the village’s tinker. She treated it with respect, and sliced the turnips into thin disks.

H: “I can’t see that’s any different than what I was doing!”        F: “Of course it is! I’m doing it!”

Hope moaned and took the knife back, looking daggers at her cousin in the process.

“Can I help?” asked Grace, ever the peace-maker.

“I’m sure there’s a bale that needs toted or a bundle that needs lifted,” Felicity told her snippily, then turned back to Hope, “NO! You’re doing it WRONG!”

Grace wandered away from the bustle and bickering toward the beach, and then along the widening stretch of sand. The long northern dusk was rising and a few stars could be seen over the mountains in the East. Turning the look back she could see smoke rising from the village cook-fires, and she shivered in the cool air, but she heard a kind of cough behind her and spun around to see Rothgar the sea-bear looking at her curiously.

“Hello,” she said, not questioning this time.

“Hello, Sassafras,” Rothgar said.

“Sassafras?” Grace asked.

“Or Saxifrage. Your name. Your true name,” Rothgar told her with a nod. “Stonebreaker.”

“What are you?” was all that Grace could think to reply, “And why does your nonsense always seem so… well, so sensible?”

“I am the hollow bear
Whispering of secrets
Waves without waving
Force without motion
My voice alone speaks
Deep the world’s singing

This is the living sea
This the green water
Here the wave’s portraits
Self-painted on sand
Are raised, they recede
Under the shining sun
I walk alone
Through evening dew and morning mist
Across the sand, across the stone

This is the vision
This healing balm of mystery
What cannot be riven
The past from our history

Between the act, and the fact
Between the fish, and the dish
Falls the Shadow
This is the way the world begins
This is the way the world begins
This is the way the world begins
Not with a Bang but a RARRH!”

Rothgar the sea-bear stood on her hind legs, nodded to Grace, and walked into the water, saying, “Be well, Saxifrage” over her shoulder.

While Grace was wandering perplexedly back toward the village her fey friend she called Yee-Ha was being scolded by his father, Dagan.

“Ea,” he said, pronouncing the name properly, “do not speak! ~ It is not seemly to ask ~ nor right to answer!”

“I just want to know ~ why hu’run are free to talk ~ however they please.”

“They are not like us.”

“I have noticed this father.”

“Now be a good boy ~ obedient to our laws ~ troublesome no more.”

“I can only try,” he said sullenly, annoyed with his father for finishing the cycle rather than passing it back to him. He was satisfied to hear the awkward response to his hanging opening: “Do or do not! There is no ~ Uh… no try… um… err…”

Athis: “Time has come to go.”

Bil (smiling): “Feasting, revelry and fun.”

Dagan (grimly): “Dealing with hu’run.”

Slash: “They are not so bad.”

Siduri:: “They’re better than bad: they’re good.”

Athis: “Optimistic view!”

Slash: “Realistic hope?”

Ea: “Uh… why do we talk like this?”

Dagan “Scandalous, I say!”

Siduri: “No scandal at all, to ask.”

Athis: “Problematic, though.”

Slash (nodding): “Shouldn’t need to ask.”

Dagan: “He’s too young to know the truth!”

Siduri: “Yet all who ask, know.”

Slash (sternly): “Tell him, or I will.”

Bil: “Yes do! I have never asked! ~ I’d like to know too!”

He grinned sheepishly at their bemused looks.

“But darling!” said Cat to Daphne the ship’s cat as she turned up her nose at the dead mouse he brought her. The woodpile rustled beneath them.

“But darling!” said Lady Belinda as Marlowe turned away from her up-turned face, which was waiting to be kissed. The village bustled around them.

“I am not the man you once knew,” Marlowe said.

“I am not the cat you once knew,” said Daphne.

“Then who ARE you?”

“Just a stranger in a strange land, curious and seeking new experiences.”

“But I am a new experience!”
                        ”Nonsense, I know you of old.”                        ”Adiós”

“Thank heavens you’re back! Where have you been! There’s still so much to do! Now get busy right away!” Felicity ordered Grace as she returned to the meeting house.

“Who died and put you in charge?” asked Grace, still wondering about Rothgar’s… declaration?

“Someone has to! Father is, well, you know, confused. And Hope is hopeless! Our sister Belinda is quite impractical, but everyone seems to expect her to take charge. You ran off. So that leaves it up to me!”

“What needs to be done?”

“Everything!”

“Then what needs to be done first?”

“Everything!”
                         ”I can see you’ve got Father’s knack for leadership.”

Grace looked around and saw the disordered heap of provisions piled in the center of the meeting house. Someone had clearly decided the cow should be invited to the feast, although as a guest rather than the main course.

“How does it feel to be a cow?” she asked, and was silently grateful when the only answer was a sloppy lick on the side of her head, imperfectly dodged. She untied the halter-rope and led the now docile bovine out into the open air. There was a half-finished hut that would do nicely for a barn.

Half an hour later she had most of the rest of the pile squared away in various buildings left empty by virtue of lack of anything to put in them. Poor harvest. Poor salmon run. Lots of clams, though.

She saw the land-sick sailor staggering toward the beach. He was muttering to himself, and she slipped close behind him and heard, “Dose, trays, cue at row, sinko, says…” She wondered if it was some new kind of poetry.