Monthly Archives: November 2011

Dressed in their ceremonial cloaks of office, the Council members gathered on the great plaza of the city, Arganum-ur. The smell of seaweed mixed with the loamy presence of the forest. Bil’s attention was caught by someone across the plaza and he wandered off.

All around them people lounged and played. Jugglers juggled, dancers danced. Poets declaimed, hecklers hecked and musicians musicked. The activity slowly ceased as the fey folk became aware of the Council in their midst, except for one juggler whose fountain of balls reached high into one of the forest sunbeams. “Whoo hoo hoo!” he shouted, “THIRTEEN!” then dropped the lot as he realized his was the only voice to be heard. One rolled into the koi pond.

“The rest of us are ready ~ to do our job, Bil,” Athis’ voice cut across the plaza.

Bilgamees returned to the group at a trot. “Yes, of course we are,” he said. “Just showing the kids some tricks. ~ My senior’s duty.”

“Yet still a Junior ~ and so likely to remain,” Athis reminded him, “many years to come.”

While the Fey Five set out to greet the new arrivals, Athis’ daughter Drunais commiserated with Tuc the Seal King over her errant lover.

She stood up, put her lute aside and declared, “I will confront him!” Then looked around, “Or would, if I knew where he was.”

“On the beach in the bay, by the hu’run village, I expect,” Tuc said. “Waiting for the ship-people.”

She looked up along the path, then decided otherwise. A moment’s work stripped off her clothes and bundled them up, their fine waterproof outer layer forming a self-contained bag. With two quick steps she reached the water and plunged in, diving under the surface.

“Take care of her!” came a voice from the trees. Tuc nodded, “I will”, then flipped his tail and was gone.

The raccoon who had spoken scrambled down from his perch and sauntered along the rocky beach in the direction of the bay, curious to see what he might find there.

On The Beach

Christopher Marlowe watched the ship’s gig being rowed toward shore. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this,” he muttered. Cat, who sat beside him, perked up. “I say! They have HER with them!”

“I know they do. Wild harridan, haunting me to the ends of the Earth. And beyond.”

“How dare you speak about her like that!”

“Belinda?” “Daphne!” “Daphne?”

“My dear lost love!” said Cat. Marlowe peered through the mist. “The ship’s cat?”

The little boat moved in fits and starts. One of the sailors in particular seemed to be hanging onto his oar for stability rather than propulsion. A stern officer sat in the stern. From the bow another man bowed, doffing his hat as they came within hail. “Permission to come ashore?”

“SPANIARDS!” shouted Sir Hyphen-Dash, but Marlowe replied in resignation, “Granted.”

Contemplating the inevitable collision with his past as the ship’s boat neared shore Marlowe started to say, “I remember…” then stopped as a wave of dizziness overtook him.

“What?” asked Cat, breaking his attention from the little cat who stood in the bow. But Marlowe was no longer listening. His eyes looked out on some other time, and his head was cocked as if hearing the sound of distant guns.

Then he shook himself, and repeated, “I remember…”

“What?” asked Cat again, faintly annoyed, and Marlowe continued, “…everyone.”

“Everyone?”

“Not… no. Just… only the dead. But there are so many. It feels like everyone. And a field of flowers somewhere…” his voice drifted off and Cat turned his attention back to the living.

The ship’s boat struck ground, its prow still a pole from shore. The sailor who had been hanging from his oar dragged himself over the gunwale and plunged into the shallow water and came back to the surface with a gasp. The man in the bow passed him a rope as he staggered ashore.

Marlowe took the rope as the sailor flopped on the beach, crying, “Land! Dry land! Tierra firma!”

Some of the other men grabbed the line and heaved, pulling the boat within leaping distance of the beach. The woman who had been sitting amidships stepped gracefully over the sailor’s heads and jumped, calling out to Marlowe without paying him much attention, “You there! Catch me!”

Despite years of living amongst the upper classes, and even brushing with royalty, his reflexes were still those of a gentleman. He raised his arms in time to break her fall and steady her as she landed on his feet.

She turned to thank him and realized who he was. Her face went white. Her eyes went wide. She gave a little scream, said, “You’re dead!” and fainted hard away. Marlowe eased her to the sand while the rest of the sailors jumped across her.

Lady Belinda Hyphen-Dash Throtestalking lay on the sand in the curve of Marlowe’s arms as the sailors from the ship jumped ashore over him.

Nearby on the sand the first sailor to come ashore stood up. He wobbled and waibled. He lurched and glurched. He fell to his knees again and moaned, “Landsick!”

“I beg your pardon?” Marlowe asked.

“Landsick! I have been at sea for so long! My stomach! It never gets used to the motion of the waves! But now it is no more used to the steadiness of the land! AAAAGHGGH!” He was noisily sick. Marlowe picked up the prostrate woman and moved away from him through the crowd of villagers and sailors who were eagerly mingling and greeting. Somewhere nearby Cat was shyly approaching the ship’s cat, Daphne, who had come ashore on a sailor’s shoulder.

“Let me take you away from all this,” Marlowe said to the unconscious Belinda, who stirred in his arms and spoke muzzily, “O Sir Reginald! I never dreamed it would be so big!”

Standing apart from the others, Grace watched the confusion while her cousin Felicity commented on how thin and poorly dressed the ship’s crew were. “They don’t look like the right sort of people at all!”

“They’re here,” Grace replied. “With a ship that will sail. They’ll take us home!” but Hope opined, “We’ll never survive the voyage!”

“Better dead on the seas that lost here in Faerie,” Felicity snapped at her. Grace shook her head, dismissing their bickering. England! It might be grey and dull and dangerous, but find a place that wasn’t!

Behind her Yee-Ha, the Fey boy who seemed to follow her everywhere, asked, “Ship to carry you ~ returning to your homeland ~ is this portended?” She nodded absently in reply, eyes on the ship.

“Beyond the blue sea ~ to accompany you there ~ I would learn your ways.”

“You really think they’re worth knowing?” she asked, listening to her sister and cousin argue.

On the beach Captain Stone was greeted by Sir Hyphen-Dash with a suspicious question, “You’re sure you’re not a Spaniard? There are a lot of them about!”

Stone shook his head, looking around at the gray-green forest and sky, notably Spaniard-free. “The oaks of England still stand free.”

“Well I should hope so! No one putting trees in cages, I should think!”

Grace left her sisters to approach the two men. “I’m sorry, Captain, the air of this place disagrees with my father.”

Stone sniffed the wet air and nodded. “I don’t suppose you know the counter-sign?”

Grace shook her head, “I’m just an ignorant girl. Unless it’s, uh, ‘And the ashes stand tall’?”

Stone gave her a hard look. “As it happens, that’s correct, young lady.” She executed a curtsy, wobbling slightly in the process. She hadn’t had much opportunity to practice.

Captain Stone pulled a long scroll from his tunic and unrolled it, proclaiming in a loud voice, “To Her Majesty’s Subjects in Her Most Secret Colony of New Albion! Greetings!

“I trust that by the Grace of God my messenger finds you thriving and prosperous, your numbers increasing in your new land! As the first inhabitants of this place you carry a heavy burden, peopling a hitherto empty countryside with Christian people!”

Grace hesitantly interrupted, “I beg your pardon, Captain, but it’s not entirely empty.”

Stone paused just long enough to quell her with a hard look, but before he could continue a voice cut through the air from the shadows where the forest met the shore, and a group of colourful, delicate individuals stepped out onto the beach. “Not empty at all!”

Captain Stone stood gaping in astonishment as Athis and the rest of the Fey council picked their way down the beach to stand before him, while Sir Hyphen-Dash expostulated, “Them! Yes, in league with, well, in league! I’m sure of it!

Stone stared at Athis as if he’d never seen a denizen of Faerie before. Which in fact he hadn’t. “Oh, no!” he said. “Don’t tell me you live in trees! Drake couldn’t have been telling the truth!”

“We do live in trees ~ Where else would a thinker live? ~ Leaky wooden huts?” Athis replied.

Grace prodded her father, who intervened, “Well! That is! Yes. We have in fact got on with them very well, Captain. Which is not to say they aren’t in league! But in the meantime, very helpful. Yes.”

Stone considered. “I am Captain John Stone come to relieve Her Majesty’s colony.”

“Your language is strange ~ does ‘relieve’ mean ‘take away’? ~ I can only hope.”

Stone opened his mouth to reply but was interrupted by a piercing scream from down the shore. All eyes turned to the frozen tableau of Christopher Marlowe, the now-conscious Lady Belinda Hyphen-Dash Throtestalking, and a third figure in the water beyond them, striding forth in a froth of fury.

Marlowe had set the bemused Belinda back on her feet as she recovered from her faint, still saying dreamily, “Acres and acres! So huge!” Then her eyes focused on him, and she put up a hand to touch his face. “It really is you, Christopher, isn’t it?”

He nodded glumly. “It really is. I was… required to leave. Her Majesty required it.”

“And you could never say ‘No’, to her or any other woman, could you?” she reminded him. Then, “But Reginald? Did he really die? Maybe he’s still alive! Although he certainly looked dead at his funeral.”

“Reginald?”

“Sir Reginald Throtestalking, my late husband,” she said, then looked around. “It must have been awful for you here, without me…”

“There have been compens…” he started to reply, then something moving in the water caught his eye and he tried to turn Belinda away from the shore before the apparition surfaced.

“Christopher! What is that creature!”

    ”My love, this is not what it appears to be!”

        ”You miserable two-timing hu’run bastard!”

“Don’t you speak to him so!”

    ”Be quiet you flaxen-haired harlot!”

“Harlot! Me! I’ll say what I please you low-born philandering poetaster!”

        ”If I had a knife I would make it fight yours, however you do it!”

Drunais kicked wet sand in Marlowe’s general direction as she spun on her heel and plunged back into the welcome cold of the Ocean, where her tears could mingle unseen with the infinite saline sea.